The Super-est Hero

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With the idea of ‘Mine is better than  yours’ as a central theme, Superest is a funny, continually running strip of comic in which two main comic artist draws a super hero that is better than the previous. Like scissors-paper-stone, except in this case, the subject are superheroes, and the loop isn’t closed at all.

This led to some wildly imaginative and funny characters, possessing a bizarre range of powers. Shown above are just a small slice of all the heroes. You’d probably want to head over and start at the very first hero, just to see how this whole thing unfolds.

Vending Machine Dress (among others)

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If you noticed something isn’t quite right about the vending machine above, don’t worry, you don’t need to check your eyesight. Yes, the right-most vending machine does look particularly fishy – wait a minute: is that a person wearing a vending machine suit? Has Halloween come to Japan in a weird manifestation?

In what appears to be stranger than fiction, New York Times carried an article with the title ‘Fearing Crime, Japanese wear the Hiding Place‘.

Deftly, Ms. Tsukioka, a 29-year-old experimental fashion designer, lifted a flap on her skirt to reveal a large sheet of cloth printed in bright red with a soft drink logo partly visible. By holding the sheet open and stepping to the side of the road, she showed how a woman walking alone could elude pursuers — by disguising herself as a vending machine.

I’m sure the headline was really just a sensationalist garb – it attempts to suggest that this is already a mainstream practice rather than simply a concept or a chindogu by a designer in Japan. Check how it transforms:

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There are also other manifestations – a bag that transforms into a manhole cover so that people would walk past and not notice it; another bag for children that attempts to turn the child into an unsuspecting fire hydrant. These concepts are certainly amusing, but there is a greater cultural spirit and meaning behind:

But the devices’ creators also argue that Japan’s ideas about crime prevention are a product of deeper cultural differences. While Americans want to protect themselves from criminals, or even strike back, the creators say many Japanese favor camouflage and deception, reflecting a culture that abhors self-assertion, even in self-defense.

Perhaps it is this culture of invention-tolerance, no matter how idiosyncratic or bizarre, that facilitated Japan’s contribution to the world’s other (arguably more useful) innovations and inventions. It’s again of those moments – ‘it could only be Japan!’.

What if Google.com is search-optimized?

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What if the Google homepage itself was optimized to Google’s own search algorithms? This site finds out to humorous effect what Google.com would turn into if it was Extreme SEO-ed (search engine optimization).

Another interesting thing to note – if you search for “search engine” in Google, Google only comes up in the second page of results – and that is also only through Google UK sandwiched right smack in the middle.

Germans vs Chinese

The different cultures of the Germans and the Chinese, portrayed as a series of illustration – here’s just a few examples out of many more: some are really spot on too! The brain behind this series is Yang Liu (a Chinese designer/artist/lecturer who’s living in Germany) though her website doesn’t show the as many of the series as seen here.

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Contacts

Opinions

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Punctuality

Punctuality

 

Outsourcing to India

Outsourcing has been the media and management’s darling for the past few years – you can’t have leafed through any magazines or newspapers without having come across this term. Of course we know, we know – improved infrastructure, wage differentials, and a million (or as some articles might suggest, 10-12 billion) other reasons why outsourcing is the way to go.

But what about us mere mortals who don’t happen to own a multinational or two? A.J Jacobs from Esquire is equally piqued by this proposition – and ventured to find out. After hiring a few personal assistants (outsourced from India), he documents his little adventure in this light-hearted article. It’s quite amazing how deft in words these assistants can be – for instance (Honey is the name of his assistant from India):

Plus, Honey is my protector. Consider this: For some reason, the Colorado Tourism Board emails me all the time. (Most recently, they informed me about a festival in Colorado Springs featuring the world’s most famous harlequin.) I request that Honey gently ask them to stop with the press releases. Here’s what she sent:

Dear All,
Jacobs often receives mails from Colorado news, too often. They are definitely interesting topics. However, these topics are not suitable for “Esquire.”

Further, we do understand that you have taken a lot of initiatives working on these articles and sending it to us. We understand. Unfortunately, these articles and mails are too time consuming to be read.

Currently, these mails are not serving right purpose for both of us. Thus, we request to stop sending these mails.

We do not mean to demean your research work by this.

We hope you understand too.

Thanking you,

Honey K B

That is the best rejection notice in journalism history. It’s exceedingly polite, but there’s a little undercurrent of indignation. Honey seems almost outraged that Colorado would waste the valuable time of Jacobs.

Interested in your own concierge already?

Minesweeper – the Movie

Unmissable – CollegeHumor churns out quite a bit of funny videos, and here’s a real gem:

It’s a brilliant, hilarious take on how Minesweeper (yes, the Windows game) would look like if it was in real life – wait a minute, more like reel life – in a typical Hollywood blockbuster.

This summer, Minesweeper the Movie comes to a theater near you!

Thai Police dons Hello Kitty Armband

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In what sounds like a can’t-be-true story, Thai police are required to wear bright pink Hello Kitty armbands against their dull grey uniform as a punishment if they commit petty offenses.

From the Bangkok Post article:

“A pink ”Hello Kitty” armband wrapped around a khaki-clad arm is shouting for attention at the police Crime Suppression Division. It is a new disciplinary measure introduced especially for police investigators who refuse to play by the rules.

Starting this week, the warning will come in the form of the popular Japanese cat cartoon sitting on a heart on a pink background. “The same old warnings no longer work for some officers,” CSD acting chief Pongpat Chayaphan said.

“This new approach is intended to engender a feeling of guilt and discourage them from repeating the offense.” Offenses liable to earn an officer the pink Kitty include failing to report for duty, parking in a prohibited area, fighting, or being the subject of a complaint about poor service.

Policemen see it as a bitter pill to swallow. Most agree it would be quite embarrassing to have to wear the pink armband, which stands out in vivid contrast against their uniform.”

Wow!